Tag: funny

Elvis Lives Across the Lane

His eyes are white, his hair is green
His nose and ears are super clean
While walking on his fingers weak
He never permits his mouth to speak
He buys books at the garment shop
At garment shops he books a mop
He gets paid just one time a year
And he lives his life in no fear

Tea Time With My Nightmare

โ€œWell, like I said,โ€ continued the monster when I was finally standing back on my feet. โ€œI am thrilled to meet you; I have been trying to communicate with you for months now. Truth be told, I would be supremely honoured if you joined me for a cup of tea.โ€

The colossus looked awkwardly shy, almost starstruck.

โ€œWould you? Join me for a cup of tea, I mean.โ€

I nodded in astonishment.

Why English Is Funny

Do you know what the word ‘mean’ means?
Oops! I sure am not being mean;
Also, I’m ware you’ve many means
to approach the college dean.
I’m happy you’re very mean!

Raymond’s Heaven

Raymond was a boy of seven,
‘What’s meant by’, he asked when, ‘heaven?’
Mother took some time to answer;
Meanwhile danced as was a dancer.

The Birthday Boy and the Girl

The girl first smiled, went minutes by; she told him then, โ€˜You be my guy.โ€™
No bounds knew joy, on him light dawned; What he said next was quite profound:
โ€˜My darling you are; let me not cry; but truth be told: I am a spy.โ€™

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